Breast milk is really, really sweet (apparently) and high in fat and calories. It is also easily digested by babies, or at least more easily than formula.
If you've never had a baby then you might not know that because of this, breast milk-fed baby poop smells sweet and certainly "mild" compared to solid food poops.
My point is that, while it still looks disgusting, breast-milk baby poop smells exactly like the liquid butter they put on popcorn in movie theatres. Legit. Next time you're over you can smell my kid's butt and I will prove it to you.
Also, you're welcome because now you probably won't ever want to eat popcorn at a movie theatre again (maybe you already didn't).
If you've never had a baby then you might not know that because of this, breast milk-fed baby poop smells sweet and certainly "mild" compared to solid food poops.
My point is that, while it still looks disgusting, breast-milk baby poop smells exactly like the liquid butter they put on popcorn in movie theatres. Legit. Next time you're over you can smell my kid's butt and I will prove it to you.
Also, you're welcome because now you probably won't ever want to eat popcorn at a movie theatre again (maybe you already didn't).