I think I'm going to start a website where I sell toothpicks for $345.00 a pop and see if I get any takers. Because seriously, this is ridiculous. It's like in Slings & Arrows when the one character who is a corporate sponsor tells Mark McKinney: "Look, you have to decide if you're a business or a charity. We sell water to people. Water. It's something you can get out of the tap for free and we turn a profit. Get your shit together."